...and I can hear my car hitting random objects and generally causing carnage (this isn't the time for smart comments Legz).
Mate, I wouldn't dream of kicking you while you're down
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I've honestly not had a whole host of smart remarks queued up for this thread since reading your opening statement
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No thought of it being your PC protesting about the standard or speed of your driving, ever entered my mind
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Not one thought about it being the nut behind the wheel
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No thought of that old viral email joke, the one where the bloke kept having power cuts & was wondering why his PC was going off, who was then told by IT support to pack the PC back into it's box & return to sender because he was obviously too stupid to own a PC...
I'm hurt you'd think so lowly of me, how childish & insensitive do you think I am?