I think the snot green cars won him over
You wouldn't think it actually possible would you but a big welcome aboard mate, that's blinding news! There's no turning back now, we'd all like to leave but you quickly learn that your soul (and free time) is no longer your own - muhahahaaa.
Yeah don't worry about those points, definitely about good wheel to wheel racing these days anyway, particularly with this clubman series - if we do accidentally trash a few rivals/ fair weather animal lovers on the way then it'll be a nice bonus
Over to my good man Tibernius, Chief Director in charge of Directing things to do with PnG Direction at Prodigy, for details of your initiation.
I'm off to source some brolly wenches.