I understand that Mabel and Arnold have started a temp agency for pit crews......"Pits R us" or was it "We R Pits" .
They claim that they only employ the best dregs of the motor racing community and all staff are given in house training on spanner manipulation and nose wiping, alongside their fundamental rights to extended tea breaks and health and safety guidelines on not lifting anything heavier than a bacon sandwich.
If you were fortunate enough to have some of their crew attending to your car I think you should consider yourself fortunate. Fortunate that not only does your car still work! but you actually managed to rejoin the race........absolutely amazing all things considered.