Well, I have never been so maligned !!!
Only a senior minister with years of experience in HM Government could ever spin the facts in such an outrageous way, so as to put the blame upon the poor little 2 litre driver.
The 2 litre driver is obviously greatly socially disadvantaged, and in need of all the help he can get. To apportion blame upon him for merely having the temerity to follow the gas guzzling limousines of the uber-affluent reeks of class discrimination.
After all, these poor trodden down waifs have to run their cars on re-cycled bicycle chain oil, that they collect from the cold cobbled streets on winters nights. It takes these brave souls months to accumulate a pint of fuel to run their ecologically sound cars in competition with those polluting behemoths and all you can say is.... "he hit me"........
.to a rising chorus miners choir humming in the background....and a single plaintiff violin
Its the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,.................
fades to a black and white photo of a young lad in short trousers,with his soapbox racer which has a bent wheel.
And there m'lord and members of the jury rests the case for the defence!!.
