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  • S20 Rouen: December 28, 2010
December 29, 2010, 11:12:44 AM +0000 - Rouen (1955-70) - UKGPL Season 20 (2010-2011)
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reason
Ballast
Hristo Itchov
 HikiWazaRacing
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 1 2:02.524
119.417mph
1 49:59.544
117.069mph
24 2:03.332
118.635mph
Dunlop  
FullMetalGasket
 Black Night Racing
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 2 +0.354
119.073mph
2 +6.318
116.823mph
24 2:03.807
118.179mph
Dunlop  
Beefpie
 
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 3 +0.958
118.491mph
3 +16.402
116.433mph
24 2:04.158
117.845mph
Dunlop  
Tom van Ostade
 
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 6 +1.610
117.868mph
4 +39.522
115.547mph
24 2:04.854
117.188mph
Dunlop  
john roberts
 
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 5 +1.496
117.977mph
5 +48.312
115.214mph
24 2:05.180
116.883mph
Dunlop  
Mark Jones
 
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 9 +2.285
117.231mph
6 +48.756
115.197mph
24 2:04.907
117.139mph
Dunlop  
EvilClive
 HikiWazaRacing
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 11 +2.906
116.650mph
7 +56.719
114.897mph
24 2:04.751
117.285mph
Dunlop  
Artiglietti
 
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 4 +1.291
118.172mph
8 +1:23.379
113.903mph
24 2:05.048
117.007mph
Dunlop  
vosblod
 Clark-Hill Racing
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 13 +4.471
115.213mph
9 +2:01.171
112.524mph
24 2:07.712
114.566mph
Dunlop  
G Jonsson
 Black Night Racing
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 10 +2.820
116.730mph
10 +1L
111.995mph
23 2:05.572
116.518mph
Dunlop  
Ronniepeterson
 
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 14 +4.821
114.896mph
11 +7.793
111.705mph
23 2:07.147
115.075mph
Dunlop  
bernie
 Soggy Bottom Racers Club
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 18 +8.057
112.049mph
12 +22.425
111.165mph
23 2:08.892
113.517mph
Dunlop  
maddog
 Antipasti Racing
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 12 +4.436
115.245mph
13 +56.355
109.933mph
23 2:06.684
115.496mph
Dunlop  
Billy Nobrakes
 Black Night Racing
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 15 +5.650
114.153mph
14 +1:15.326
109.256mph
23 2:09.250
113.203mph
Dunlop  
blito
 Nessuna Speranza
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 19 +8.376
111.776mph
15 +2L
103.600mph
22 2:10.597
112.035mph
Dunlop  
kinghiro
 Clark-Hill Racing
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 7 +1.704
117.779mph
16 +5L
113.666mph
19 2:05.414
116.665mph
Disco
Dunlop  
b_1_rd
 Clark-Hill Racing
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 16 +6.674
113.248mph
17 +10L
109.028mph
14 2:08.378
113.972mph
suspension
Dunlop  
DLogan
 
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 8 +1.845
117.645mph
18 +18L
111.445mph
6 2:04.995
117.056mph
accident
Dunlop  
Ross Neilson
 Clark-Hill Racing
Ferrari 512 F1 1965 17 +7.132
112.848mph
19 +49.019
104.916mph
6 2:09.911
112.627mph
unknown
Dunlop  
2 UKGPL_T7
 
Lotus 33 (Climax 1965) F1 1965 20 20 DNS ---
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Dunlop  
SimRacing.org.uk Lap Records
Grand Prix Legends
F1 1965
2:02.524
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Hristo Itchov
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« on: December 15, 2010, 02:39:51 AM +0000 »

For those who can't bear the thought of no races for nearly three weeks we have organised a little festive get together on 28 December.

Basically it will be a team competition with Santa versus the Elves. We're going to run it on the suitably snowy 'Rouen in Winter' track. It is not currently available but I've had no objections to making it available (see link below) and it has been tested online before.
Normally for a team event we would run PRO but Santa is feeling generous this christmas so you will be allowed to Reset (without a pit stop) BUT, the catch is, for every reset you take (fault or not) your team will be docked five points. Do you want to be the multiple Shift/R man that costs your team a win? The choice is yours...
It will be a Spec Race of Santa (Ferrari - red) versus Elves (Lotus - green) so it will be easy to see who your team-mates are. As an added twist the team Captains are the Big Santa and Evil Elf which means they will carry double team penalty points of ten if they reset but they will also get a bonus of fifteen points for your team if they make it to the end with no resets (ie cross the finishing line). I will appoint the team Captains in chat, my prerogative, but I will be looking to appoint two of the less 'alien' drivers to lead you.

Team selection will be made by Big Santa and the Chief Elf, by turns, in the chatroom so there is no need to pre-register, just make sure you are there by 8.45pm if you want to be in the race as that is where the password will be given out. The first Captain chosen has a momentus decision - you can either pick the team/chassis (Santa's - red Ferrari OR Elves' - green Lotus) or have first choice of driver. It's then like picking footy teams in the school playground – Captains take turns to select from the assembled cast.

It's quite simple;
'Those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.' 
And a team bonus of 1 point to the first person to guess where that came from...

Team Points Scoring;
Standard Points Positions 1-19:
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30 - 25 - 21 - 18 - 16 - 14 - 13 - 12 - 11 - 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1
(you must start ie cross the 'start line' to qualify for points)

Additional/Deducted Points:
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10 Extra Team Points for the whole Team (Santa / Elves), if all drivers of the team cross the finish line.
15 Extra Team Points if the Team Captain (Big Santa or Chief Elf) crosses the finish line without a reset.
1 Extra Point for the first 'quote' guesser (who and what film)

5 Deducted Points (from team) for every Reset made by a driver (fault or not) - DOUBLE for the Team Captains


Race List = IGOR
Server = UKGPL_T7_2
IP address = 62.149.202.168
Race date = 28-12-2010
Time = 21:00 UK time
Track = Rouen (in winter)
Variant = 65F1
Damage Model = INT
Chassis = team captain allocation (Lotus OR Ferrari)
Qualifying time = 35 minutes (please don't start until 30 mins left on clock to allow everyone to join)
Race length = Int Long

Password: provided in the UKGPL chatroom

The track can ONLY be downloaded from : http://www.megaupload.com/?d=81HW08TF

Please be in IGOR UKGPL chatroom by 8:45 pm UK Time to allow for team selection.

65 Patch: The 2.02 Release of the 65mod can and should be used.
http://bit.ly/d8dECl


From its opening in 1950, Rouen-Les-Essarts was recognized as one of Europe's finest circuits, with modern pits, a wide track, and spectator grandstands. The circuit (which ran on public roads) had a few medium straights, a cobbled hairpin turn (Nouveau Monde) at the southernmost tip, and a few blind corners through a wooded hillside. The appeal was greatly enhanced by the climb from Nouveau Monde at 56 metres to Gresil at 149 metres. Rouen hosted five Formula One French Grand Prix races, the last one in 1968 resulting in the tragic burning death of Jo Schlesser. The circuit continued to host major Formula 2 events until 1978, after which it was used for various French Championships. The circuit was closed down in 1994 due to economic and safety reasons. In 1999, following the circuit's closure, all evidence of area's racing past was demolished, including grandstands, pits, Armco and track signs. The cobbled Nouveau Monde hairpin was also asphalted but it is still possible to drive around on the original circuit configuration.
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010, 10:03:18 AM +0000 »

John Cleese   Clockwork?  might be the only point I get if its a correct guess!!!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010, 10:09:51 AM +0000 »

I'm thinking 'meaning of life' here - All I know is it's deffo Python-esque  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2010, 10:11:52 AM +0000 »

I might get a point if there are only 19 entrants Smiley  Sounds like a blast, but I am away I think. GLA

BTW I think Tim is right. It IS from the Meaning of Life although what Sex Education with John Cleese has to do with Rouen in the snow is anyone's guess.

What's that? Its perfectly simple... Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 12:12:59 PM +0000 »

Humphry addressing the class in Pythons The Meaning of Life , do I get the prize now  Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 03:51:40 PM +0000 »

Humphry addressing the class in Pythons The Meaning of Life , do I get the prize now  Cheesy
There's a man who knows his Python and picks up the golden bonus point.

Hopefully I haven't made the whole thing too complicated, just turn up in chat is the gist of it.
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 04:52:23 PM +0000 »

If you watch the whole thing this is part of the first extended sketch in Part 2 of the Meaning of Life - Growth and Learning. Sketch starts in the school hall with Prayers and moves on to a sex education lesson with John Cleese performing a practical demonstration with his 'wife'. The speech is the opening scene of that lesson.

Told you I had too much time on my hands Cheesy

Still think Tim should get the prize and if not I posted before Bernie - so there. laugh   
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 04:57:41 PM +0000 »

Still think Tim should get the prize and if not I posted before Bernie - so there. laugh   
Ahh but Bernie specifically said it was John Cleese addressing the class. Of course you can Appeal  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2010, 05:18:06 PM +0000 »

Still think Tim should get the prize and if not I posted before Bernie - so there. laugh   
Ahh but Bernie specifically said it was John Cleese addressing the class. Of course you can Appeal  Grin

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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2010, 08:49:03 PM +0000 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTMlZSKEu-Y

Classic...
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2010, 08:55:46 PM +0000 »

 Roll Eyes Do I get half a point for guessing John Cleese as the actor 1st?Huh
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2010, 09:07:39 PM +0000 »

Rouen in winter, must be slippery then ?  Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2010, 10:44:47 PM +0000 »

Rouen in winter, must be slippery then ?  Smiley
Actually it's not, it just looks very wintery.

As regards the bonus point the moderators decision is final, the decision was swayed by my pity thinking of Bernie shivering in his loft in his Santa outfit for this event. At least it's worth frostbite now for that golden extra point.
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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2010, 11:17:01 AM +0000 »

BERNIE SHOULDN'T BE SHIVERING IF HE STOKES UP ON THE PIES. It's all internal combustion ya'know.
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« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2010, 07:32:20 PM +0000 »

Little Jack Horner
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eating his Christmas Pie
He stuck in his thumb
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whats a plum doing in me steak and kidney  Roll Eyes

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